Your daddy works in porno
  Now that mommy's not around
  She used to love her heroin
  But now she's underground
  So you stay out late at night
  And you do your coke for free
  Drivin' your friends crazy
  With your life's insanity
    Well, well, well you just can't tell
  Well, well, well my Michelle
    Sowin' all your wild oats
  In another's luxuries
  Yesterday was Tuesday
  Maybe Thursday you can sleep
  But school starts much too early
  And this hotel wasn't free
  So party till your connection call
  Honey I'll return the key
    [Chorus:]
    Well, well, well you just can't tell
  Well, well, well my Michelle
  Well, well, well you never can tell
  Well, well, well my Michelle
    Everyone needs love
  You know that it's true
  Someday you'll find someone
  That'll fall in love with you
  But oh the time it takes
  When you're all alone
  Someday you'll find someone
  That you can call your own
  But till then ya better...
    Now you're clean
  And so discreet
  I won't say a word
  But most of all this song is true
  Case you haven't heard
  So c'mon and stop your cryin'
  'Cause we both know money burns
  Honey don't stop tryin;
  An you'll get what you deserve
    [Chorus]