Hot wax drippin'
  Honey what do you say
  I got a brand new record
  That I gotta play
  She said not now boy
  But I did anyway
  and I'm ready, so ready
  Lip smackin' paddy wackin'
  walkin' the street
  I got a rag top chevy
  now I'm back on my feet
  I get an EMHO woody
  when I sit in the seat
  cause I'm ready, so ready
    I got a girlfriend with the hoochy-coochy eyes
  cause in the pink she look so fine
  She got the cracker jack now all I wants the prize
  YEAH
    I know these hookers down on 42nd street, but
  ill-gotten booty's not my style
  I'll take a rain check 'til I get back on my feet
  YEAH
    'Cause I'm
  Alright
  Your momma says I'm
  Alright
  Your daddy says I'm
  Alright
  and my old lady says I'm
  Alright
    Whip crackin' floozy
  way outta control
  she got a new kinda jelly
  in her jelly roll
  I got the right key baby
  but the wrong keyhole
  and I'm ready, so ready
    I'm a red hot pistol
  and I'm ready to fight
  I'm a 38 special
  on a Saturday night
  I'm gonna kiss your boo-boo honey
  make it alright
  'cause I'm ready, so ready
    I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash
  it kinda keeps my ass in line
  one little french kiss honey that's my kinda trash
  HONEY
    My brand new baby's lookin f-i-n-e FINE
  the sun is shinin' every day
  ain't got no rubbers now it's rainin all the time
  HONEY
    But I'm
  Alright
  my little sister says I'm
  Alright
  ohh my brother thinks I'm
  Alright
  and my old lady know I'm
  Alright
    I feel like I'm hung up on the line
  I'd die for you but we were partners in the crime
  Everything about you is so f-i-n-e- FINE
  Let's put our clothes back on
  and by the way girl
  What's your name again?
    But I'm
  Alright
  you're daddy says I'm
  Alright
  and Tipper thinks I'm
  Alright
  and Joe Perry says I'm
  Alright
    Pitched my tent
  in the pouring rain
  I got a back seat lover
  that's callin' my name
  she gonna blow my cover
  she's hot as a flame
  But I'm ready, so ready
    I shove my tongue
  right between your cheeks
  I haven't made love now
  for twenty-five weeks
  I hear that your so tight
  your lovin' squeaks
  and I'm ready, so ready
  YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH