I met a hippy chick, I snuck her into bed
   Didn't think you'd ever know, didn't think you were coming home
   Last night the devil dressed up as a doll
   You woke me with a kick,
   Followed up by repeated hits
   I think I have a broken rib,
   I taste blood upon my lips
   Last night the devil dressed up as a doll
   Please put that gun away,
   I don't even know her name
   She ain't worth dying for,
   It's only you i adore
   Last night the devil dressed up as a doll
   The hippy chick was quick,
   Rolled out of bed lickety-split
   Went through the door without being shot
   Runnin' naked in her Birkenstocks
   Last night the devil dressed up as a doll
   What if I screamed from my knees
   Please don't put those bullets in me
   What if we love instead
   Do you believe anything I've said
   Last night the devil dressed up as a doll