Once I had a little girl as pretty
   as I have known
   Lord, you know I loved her so and then she
   let me all alone
   And I swore here on this barstool
   I'd never make that mistake again
   Well you ain't so fine but you're all mine
   And I'll love you till the end
  
   Chorus:
   So darlin' don't you worry 'cause they
   Say love is blind
   Lust has eyes like an eagle it's gonna drive
   me outta my mind
   Through my eyes sometimes wander it
   doesn't mean that I'm untrue
   You're not the best but you're the
   best that I can do
  
   You know a pretty girl she'll leave you
   Leave you to drown in your own tears
   You know any ugly girl well, she'll
   leave you too
   But then again who really cares
   And then eyes of true they cannot be true
   They'll have to stay here in my dreams
   I guess that's why ol' Hugh Hefner
   invented Playboy Magazine
  
   So, sit down here beside me girl
   And I will tell you what we will do
   We're gonna twist them lids and hope
   Our kids look more like me than you
   And when that bottle is finally empty
   We're gonna tumble across the floor
   And I'm gonna pray my imagination is
   Gonna pull me through once more
  
   Chorus
  
   You're not the best but you're the
   best that I can do