I'm so childish
   A little bit wildish
   With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly
   I'm so deep
  
   Well I'm so garish
   A little unfairish
   The way I pick you up
   And drop you in a heap
  
   I'm so unfaithful
   In fact I'm a plateful
   I won't kiss her
   But I'll stare her up all night
  
   I'm a stormy little singer
   An unstable little swinger
   If you're coming
   Come prepared for a fight
  
   Well I'm so childish
   A little bit wildish
   With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly
   I'm so deep
  
   Well I'm so uncaring
   Do far too much swearing
   And if you read through my behaviour
   You'll find I'm a creep
  
   I'll play a stormer
   Yet in the corner
   I'll be grumpy on my own
   Like I don't care
  
   I'm a stormy little singer
   An unstable little swinger
   With a big rip
   In the arsehole of my flares
  
   Well I'm so childish
   A little bit wildish
   With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly
   I'm so mad
  
   I'm so truthful
   A little bit bruteful
   But in sooth I know not
   Why I am so sad
  
   I try my bestest
   Well as far the restest
   Well it's just stuff that comes out wrong
   And gets misunderstood
  
   I'm a dandy little dreamer
   A doctored misdemeanour
   A didactic destiny schemer
   Bare with me if you would