Come to my barbeque
   we have ribs and
   hot hot dogs
   bring guns
   we can have a shoot out
   bring some duck
   they can be targets
  
   (bridge)
   my barbeque
   my barbeque
   oh oh oh
   my barbeque
   come to my barbeque
  
   (chorus)
   there are some hot
   chicken wings
   spicy weiners too
   won't you come and join my barbeque
  
   there's a swimming pool
   if it gets hot
   two pieces bathing suites
   are best to get a tan
   oh my barbeque
  
   break it into gospel dudes
  
   weiers, cold beer, hot girls
   shoot out, hot wings, swimming pools
   oh isn't this the best barbeque ever?
   oh isn't this the best barbeque ever?
  
   cut the gospel break done da beat man
  
   yo if ya want cold cold beer
   hot girls in binkies
   hot hot weiners too
   come to my barbeque
   it's better than
   the geek's down the street
   we'll blast nirvana around
   with tenacious d too
   so come on and join my barbeque
  
   JOIN MY BARBEQUE..... OH YES MY BARBEQUE!!!!!