Three women
   in thirty days
   tell me seriously
   our dating days
   are over and done
   are dead and gone
   it seems that no matter how much I drink
   I seem to still stay sober
   it seems that no matter how young I am
   I seem to still feel older
   three men are going to hell
   thirty women are going to jail
   Jonah swore he swallowed the whale
   thirty thirsty women
   three hundred women in three hours
   told me boy forget the flowers
   Christ told a man called 1 legion
   come into the fold and start preachin'
   your devil days are over and gone
   your weary days are dead and done
   your happiness has begun