Electric guitar gets run over by a car on the highway
   This is a crime against the state
   This is the meaning of life.
  
   To tune this electric guitar
  
   An electric guitar is brought in to a court of law
   The judge and the jury (twelve members of the jury)
   All listening to records
   This is a crime against the state
   This is the verdict they reach:
  
   Never listen to electric guitar
  
   Electric guitar is copies, the copy sounds better
   Call this the law of justice, call this freedom and liberty
   I thought I perjure myself, right infront of the jury!
   Is this a crime against the state? No!
   This is the verdict they reach:
  
   Someone controls electric guitar.