Look your doors 'cause Tankard's coming to your town
   When we're drunk then we don't like to fuck around
   Wicked thirst yet there is no beer to be found
   Help us out or we will burn this town to the groung
   Other bands will play but we all comes to drink
   Unshowered entities that do nothing but stink
   Fat and ugly, smelly pissed beynd belief
   Gonna spew our vomit on your little piece
  
   We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in out veins
   Kings, kings of beer sombriety our pain
   We're kings, kings of beer, kings of beer
   Kings, kings of beer, kings of beer, kings
  
   Do you really think that we are serious?
   Think again, man, you must be delirious
   Certan groups claim the have senn the light of day
   But we're Tankard and have nothing to say
   Other bands will play but we all comes to drink
   Unshowered entities that do nothing but stink
   What's the foos, did you need food for that small mind?
  
   We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in out veins
   Kings, kings of beer sombriety our pain
   We're kings, kings of beer, kings of beer
   Kings, kings of beer, kings of beer, kings
  
   Look your doors 'cause Tankard's coming to your town
   When we're drunk then we don't like to fuck around
   Wicked thirst yet there is no beer to be found
   Help us out or we will burn this town to the groung
  
   We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in out veins
   Kings, kings of beer sombriety our pain
   We're kings, kings of beer, kings of beer
   Kings, kings of beer, kings of beer, kings
   We're kings, kings of beer, kings of beer
   Kings, kings of beer, kings of beer, kings