Who's that on my answering machine
   Leaving me a message freak my dreams -
   Got my number from a friend at a magazine
   X-Friend now all my calls they get screened
   Yo I'm over minor leagues
   Now I'm up in the game
   For a fee of 2 G's trademark my name
   Leroy I be the mellow never front on the fame
   But there's a hole in yo brain a gap a synapse
   In my synopsis it started w/ 2 struggling rappers
   There was u the unemployed
   I freaked commercials as an actor
   Tryin' to make moves but u was all about yo mouth
   U got gassed up by ya moms ay yo I had to break out
   Ya laughed I held u back heard u whisper what I lack
   But when u 2 faced your rep gets smoked like stems of crack
   U better run from me homey
   Ya heard Leroy said what's the matter wit u boy
  
   Leroy
   Leroy, what are u doin'!
   Leroy
  
   Like Lauryn Hill say music is supposed to inspire
   I signed w/ RCA peace to Seymour at Sire
   Ya quick ta brag about ya wack MC battles in Long Island
   Who ya sign with Leroy the phone goes silent
   Ooh u didn't call me when u was dissin' my demo
   Ooh -u didn't call me when u was coolin' in the limo of my'
   Favorite rapper damn u had a crush on him
   Leroy ya just a greedy groupie male groupies ain't in
   So I think that Tarsha Vega need the caller I.D.
   Ya bugga boo ya buggin' me don't take it personally
   I flee from those who do the shifty
   bag em in the Hefty w/ the cinch sack u yap
   I snap ya back like Richard Pryor
   U a big mouth and I'm the orthodontist w/ the pliers and
   The wires in a crossword puzzle
   The "L" in Leroy connects w/Liar
   Leroy, u got a loose screw!
  
   Leroy
   Leroy, what are u doin'!
   Leroy
  
   Verbs scribin' Leroy always end up bein' wasted
   Cause Leroy ain't creative verbal weapons ain't abrasive
   Style be calculated like spread sheets on computers
   He be standin' on line at the local rap recruiters
   U be all that u can be me I'm Tarsha V from the
   Boogie Down like KRS from BDP
   Leroy, u oughta call em up he A&R at Reprise
   Here the phone go "Beep"
  
   Dancehall vox
   Mr. Telephone man
   There's something wrong wit cho line
   When I dial up Tarsha Vega
   Me gets a click click every ti-ime
  
   Leroy!
   Leroy, what are u doin'!
   Leroy!