so you say you gotta know why the world goes 'round
  and you can't find the truth in the things you've found
  and you're scared shitless 'cuz evil abounds
  come and join us
    well I heard you were looking for a place to fit in
  full of adherent people with the same objective
  a family to cling to and call brethren
  come and join us
    all we want to do is change your mind
  all you need to do is close your eyes
    so come and join us
  come and join us
  come and join us
    don't you see the trouble that most people are in
  and that they just want you for their own advantage
  but I swear to you we're different from all of them
  come and join us
  I can tell you are lookin' for a way to live
  where truth is determined by consensus
  full of codified arbitrary directives
  come and join us
  all we want to have is your small mind
  turn it into one of our own kind
  you can go through life adrift and alone
  desperate, desolate, on your own
  but we're lookin' for a few more stalwart clones
  so come and join us
  come and join us
  come and join us
    we've got spite and dedication as a vehement brew
  the world hates us, well we hate them too
  but you're exempted of course if you
  come and join us
  independent, self-contented, revolutionary
  intellectual, brave, strong and scholarly
  if you're not one of them, you're us already so
  come and join us