I love my computer
    you make me feel alright
    every waking hour
    and every lonely night
    I love my computer
    for all you give to me
    predictable errors and no identity
    and it's never been quite so easy
    I've never been quite so happy
    all I need to do is click on you
    and we'll be joined
    in the most soul-less way
    and we'll never
    ever ruin each other's day
    cuz when I'm through I just click
    and you just go away
    I love my computer
    you're always in the mood
    I get turned on
    when I turn on you
    I love my computer
    you never ask for more
    you can be a princess
    or you can be my whore
    and it's never been quite so easy
    I've never been quite so happy
    the world outside is so big
    but it's safe in my domain
    because to you
    I'm just a number
    and a clever screen name
    all I need to do is click on you
    and we'll be together for eternity
    and no one is ever gonna take my love
    from me because I've got security,
    her password and a key