Zoned out afternoon
   Let's catch "who's on top of who"
   Tell it like it is 'cause it isn't anyway
   Much to my surprise I caught it right between the thighs
   My sweet little sister was layin' me away
  
   My jaw dropped dead to the table
   She put my cool in shock
   Crack kills and blood spills baby
   But psychos, dykes and transvestites
   Are on the choppin' block
  
   CHORUS
   Oh no, I saw my baby on the creepshow
   Out on, spillin' my guts on the news
   Oh no, I caught my woman on the creepshow
   Hit me with a shovel 'cause I can't believe that I dug you
  
   She filled my boots with lead was it something that I said
   A picture paints a thousand ugly words
   Baby's acting tough check out my fisticuffs
   That's just what she deserves
  
   I can't flip from the station
   Can't unplug what's done
   Her six-foot-deep temptation
   She nicked my shin, and then kicked me in,
   And then she buried me for fun
  
   CHORUS
  
   My jaw dropped dead to the table
   She put my cool in shock
   Crack kills and blood spills baby
   But psychos, dykes and transvestites
   Are on the choppin' block