She blew my mind behind the wrecking machine
   She was a shitload of trouble called the Subway Queen
   Had a hip with bad habits and a shake that was a bit obscene
   One night I caught her running out the cellar door
   There was about a million people lying flat on the floor
   For such a sweet little lady I would swear she's rotten to the core
   She got her hands in the cookie jar
   Smiling like an alligator
   Makin' headlines in the back of her car
   Tight-lipped now but sink ships later
   I know a thing or two about
   sweet little sister
   Her mama kill her if she knew what she do
   sweet little sister
   She'll love ya black and blue
   sweet little sister
   Mona Lisa with a new tattoo
   She's my sweet little
   sweet little sister
   Every quittin' time is another disease
   Too many cowboys ridin' high shootin' low at the knees
   The back hand boogie is the price you pay for being the squeeze
   The pettin's getting heavy got her tongue in her ear
   her friend is doing time for kickin' ass on a queer
   They're in a mental state and all their friends are here
   She's tellin' lies through her burgundy lipsAngel on a mission of mercy
   She'll get you dancin' with the crack of her whip
   Take you up to heaven in her rocket ship
   I know a thing or two about
   sweet little sister
   Her mama kill her if she knew what she do
   sweet little sister
   She'll love ya black and blue
   sweet little sister
   Mona Lisa with a new tattoo
   She's my sweet little
   sweet little sister
   She got her hands in the cookie jar smiling like an alligator
   Makin' headlines in the back of her car
   Tight-lipped now but sink ships later
   I know a thing or two about
   sweet little sister
   Her mama kill her if she knew what she do
   sweet little sister
   She'll love ya black and blue
   sweet little sister
   Mona Lisa with a new tattoo
   She's my sweet little
   sweet little sister