You fell for me, I fell for you
   You think I'm great, I think you're good
   and that's enough to prove
   the point once more
   Everybody's stupid, that's for sure
  
   (Oh yeah) Everybody's Stupid, that's for sure
   (Oh yeah) Everybody's Stupid, that's for sure
   (Oh yeah) Everybody's Stupid, that's for sure
   Everybody's Stupid, that's for sure
  
   I light my filter, then reverse it
   And burn a mouth that's weak on verbs
   and nouns and nouns
   but I'm not sore
   Everybody's stupid, that's for sure
  
  
   (Oh yeah) Everybody's Stupid, that's for sure
   (Oh yeah) Everybody's Stupid, that's for sure
   (Oh yeah) Everybody's Stupid, that's for sure
   Everybody's Stupid, that's for sure
  
  
   I traded you for Jean and Myra
   I traded them for the Mormon Choir
   Now I got some music and the Lord
   And I'm feeling dumber than before
  
   (Oh yeah) Everybody's Stupid, that's for sure
   (Oh yeah) Everybody's Stupid, that's for sure
   (Oh yeah) Everybody's Stupid, that's for sure
   Everybody's Stupid, that's for sure