Funny words I cannot read
   Trams and boats where Strauss is street
   Milky way and far out looks
   On your bike and Anne Frank books
   Down the disco it's clockworktime
   Where's the humour where am I
   This world's got smaller
   I'm shaking lots of hands
   Saying lots of things
   That no one understands
   You can shake my tree
   But you won't get me
   Where am I
   I think I'm go go, go go, go go
  
   Liquor store and rodeos
   P I X and rock and roll
   The freckled face the thin and fat
   The drive-in films and drive-in macs
   Strip and porno neon signs
   Where's the building where am I
  
   Buckingham Palace trains all late
   Funny little men all out in the rain
   Car front deals and after pubs
   Tenth year plays and seedy clubs
   Iffy people don't seem to mind
   Where's the action where am I