She runs to mummy when she comes over funny
   And she really isn’t bothered at all
   She never hurt me really, maybe she’s worth it
   But it’s rapidly becoming a bore
   She says I mess around, take her for a ride
   She thinks I gotta little bitty hidden on the side
   But doesn’t everybody have a little bitty hidden on the side?
  
   I know it’s silly but there, there isn’t really
   Any truth in what she’s saying at all
   I get suspicious of all her loving kisses
   Just before she goes a-missing for hours
   She’s messing me around, giving me a ride
   I think she’s got a little bitty hidden on the side
   Why does ev’rybody keep a little bitty hidden on the side?
  
   Maybe I’m crazy but I, I love my baby
   Maybe baby’s just a pain in the heart
   She runs to mummy when she comes over funny
   Screaming, Mummy, it’s a-falling apart
  
   Yeah yeah yeah yeah run to mummy run run
   He’s a-breaking my heart
   Run to mummy run run, yeah yeah run to mummy
   He’s gonna take us apart
  
   She runs to mummy when she comes over funny
   And she really isn’t bothered at all
   She never hurt me really, maybe she’s worth it
   But it’s rapidly becoming a bore
   She says I mess around, take her for a ride
   She thinks I gotta little bitty hidden on the side
   But doesn’t everybody have a little bitty hidden on the side?
  
   Maybe I’m crazy but I, I love my baby
   Maybe baby’s just a pain in the heart
   She runs to mummy when she comes over funny
   Screaming, Mummy, it’s a-falling apart
  
   Yeah yeah yeah yeah run to mummy run run
   He’s a-breaking my heart
   Run to mummy run run, yeah yeah run to mummy
   He’s gonna take us apart
   Fooling with my feelings, messing with my mind
   I know she’s got a little bitty hidden on the side
   Why does ev’rybody have little bitty on the side?
  
   She runs to mummy when she comes over funny
   Screaming, Mummy, it’s a-falling apart
   She runs to mummy when she comes over funny
   Maybe baby’s just a pain in my heart
   She runs to mummy when she comes over funny
   Screaming, Mummy, it’s a-falling apart