I wanna make every woman I see
  I wanna make every woman I see
  Do you know what's the matter with me?
  I'm a heterosexual man
  just a heterosexual man
  
  I wanna do every woman I know
  I wanna do it to them in their clothes
  I wanna make it with them, don't you know
  I'm a heterosexual man
  It's just a problem with my glands
  
  I'm a heterosexual, heterosexual man
  I'm a heterosexual, heterosexual man
  
  I wanna make every woman I see
  I wanna make every woman I see
  Maybe make 'em make a baby with me
  'cause I'm a heterosexual man
  just a heterosexual man
  
  I wanna have every woman I know
  I wanna have them take off their clothes
  I'll make it with them unless they say no
  'cause I'm a heterosexual man
  I'll make it with them whenever I can
  
  I'm a heterosexual, heterosexual man
  I'm a heterosexual, heterosexual man
  I'm a heterosexual duh, duh, duh, duh
  duh, duh, duh, duh
  
  I wanna get every girl on the globe
  We kiss and hug and then we disrobe
  It's a short curcuit in the frontal lobe
  I'm a heterosexual man
  It's just a problem with my glands
  
  I'm a heterosexual, heterosexual man
  I'm a heterosexual, heterosexual man...