When I want to see the boys
  I know where to find the boys
  I don't go through a club or two
  I just find you and there are the boys
  To get you alone I strive
  You ask me to tea at five
  I find you then with other men
  And wonder when my chance will arrive
  
  How's chances, say, how are the chances
  Of making you love me the way I love you
  
  How many young men must I fight with
  To be in right with
  In right with you
  
  How's chances for one of those glances
  A glimpse of the heaven I'm longing to see
  
  How's chances to end all your romances
  And start taking your chances with me
  
  
  [alternate bridge:]
  My castle will need some restoring
  Ceiling and flooring
  Furniture, too