Young girl says to her mom,
  "How did you know that father was the one?"
  Then mom just rolls her eyes
  She says, "You'll find that special guy"
  but to herself she cannot lie
  She says, "I'm praying for the day I die
  and they bury me"
    Then boy become a man
  He finds that special one who understands
  He knows 'twas meant to be
  her faults he cannot see &
  now he's down on bended knee
  I pledge my love eternally,
  will you marry me?
    Do you take this woman?
  I don't!
  Do you take this man?
  I don't!
  For the rest of your awful life
  she is your lawful wedded wife
    Do you take this woman?
  I don't!
  Do you take this man?
  I don't!
  Eternal agony in holy matrimony
    The two now joined as one
  and from this holy union comes a son
  and the cycle begins again,
  another fool is on his knee
  Where is my alimony?
  Hang yourself from the family tree,
  Say marry me
    Menopause, mid-life crisis,
  moments for the rest of your life
  'Til death do you part,
  'til the kids leave home she is your wife
  (June?)
    Just look at your parents strife
  Imagine that for the rest of your life
  Do you take this women?
  Indubitably I don't